Sirbuddyguy

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DEPLOYING RETARD KILL AGENT

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SCP-RETARD

OBJECT CLASS: KETARD

SPECIAL CONTAINMENT PROCEDURES: Must be kept in a based vc for at least 8 hours a day and subjected to playing map games for 12 hours a day. On top of that it must be kept in check by consuming 1 redpill a day. In case of a breach, he is to be subjected to drinking corn syrup to sedate him.

DESCRIPTION: SCP-RETARD also known as "Sirbuddy" or "Sirbuddyguy" is an entity of extreme based and racist proportions. He is an extreme Fascist and anarchist who hates the Antichrist, the "Blue Helmets", and the Chestnut monarchy. He has been known to be able to piss off all liberals within a 5 kilometer radius. He is a entity capable of bringing about an XK class end of the world scenario known as "WHITE BOI SUMMA". When "WHITE BOI SUMMA" takes effect the world will be wiped of all minorities except Asians and White people. When this happens operation "CORN SYRUP" is to be engaged in order to delay the process of "WHITE BOI SUMMA" from becoming a reality